everywherekissme:

chingonax:

imni-nm:

unclefather:

OMGGGG

@everywherekissme 👀

@chingonax lmaoooo we’re squidward and Chompers is Spongebob that one time he got off the leash 

mou-leipeiss:

stk-67:

She’s your girl when she starts talking like you

Fuck

kayakookie:

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

nikslicks:

ohhzara:

imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you

this should be the future .

spoiledsuga:

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

stability:

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

hux-you-up:

me whenever a human being speaks to me: